I DO know you!
I’ve had way too many girlfriends, and there are way too many girls that like me. All I want is a boyfriend but it is hard as fuck to find a cute gay/bi guy here in Alabama!
That sucks, but at least you can be proud that one of the coolest bi guys in the world - @ViceCooler - comes from Alabama.
Hey, I’m in Alabama too :D I mean I’m not available, but now at least I know I’m not the only one xD
Edit: Oh shit, we live in the same town